elephant jokes 04
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
The tusk fairy!
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
An elephant with spare parts!
What's grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant!
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant!
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
When it's a baby elephant!
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
When your nose touches the ceiling!
What do you call an elephant that flies?
A jumbo jet!
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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The tusk fairy!
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
An elephant with spare parts!
What's grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant!
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant!
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
When it's a baby elephant!
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
When your nose touches the ceiling!
What do you call an elephant that flies?
A jumbo jet!
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
elephant jokes 11
What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
Sir!
What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?
Anything he likes!
What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?
A failure!
What is stronger an elephant or a snail?
A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!
Tarzan was tired when he came home.
"What have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"
"Really?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
You would miss most of the film!
What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant?
Big ones!
What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
Elephantoms!
Why do elephants have wrinkly ankes?
Because their shoes are too tight!
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Sir!
What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?
Anything he likes!
What do you call an elephant that's small and pink?
A failure!
What is stronger an elephant or a snail?
A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!
Tarzan was tired when he came home.
"What have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"
"Really?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
You would miss most of the film!
What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant?
Big ones!
What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
Elephantoms!
Why do elephants have wrinkly ankes?
Because their shoes are too tight!
farm joke list 02
What do you get if you all sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper!
What do you call a pig that took a plane?
Swine flu!
What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A quack!
What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
Afer ewe!
Why did the ram fall over the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn!
What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like!
Where do sheep get shorn?
At the baa baas!
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog!
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A pat on the head!
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper!
What do you call a pig that took a plane?
Swine flu!
What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A quack!
What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
Afer ewe!
Why did the ram fall over the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn!
What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like!
Where do sheep get shorn?
At the baa baas!
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog!
farm joke list 08
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail!
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moo-vies!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk!
Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?
Because he was a little gobbler!
Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
To see Gregory Peck!
What kind of tie does a pig wear?
Pig's tie!
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar!
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!
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A pigtail!
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moo-vies!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk!
Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?
Because he was a little gobbler!
Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
To see Gregory Peck!
What kind of tie does a pig wear?
Pig's tie!
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar!
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!
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