sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority sister?
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The hooker says, 'Are you done already?'
The nympho says, 'Oh no! You're not done already!?'
The sorority sister says, 'Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.'
two retired professors were vacationing
Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set.
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The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"
To which the professor of psychology replied, "Yes and I think it's these pesky wicker chairs."
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