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A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.



A few shrimps short of a barbie.

A few spoons short of a full set.

A few straws shy of a bale.

A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.

A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.

A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.

A few volts below threshold.

A few yards short of the hole.

A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and... What was the question?

A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

A hop, skip, and jump from success, but to get there he'd have to give up chewing gum.

A kangaroo loose in her top paddock.

A lap behind the field.

A little light in his loafers. (Apparently offensive to some? Sorry.)

A looney tune.

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A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.



Lights not burning too bright.

Like a barometer -- vacuum at the top.

Like a loose-leaf folder in winter.

Like a one-armed man climbing a rope.

Likes dunking for french fries.

Little red choo-choo's gone chugging 'round the bend / jumped the track.

Lives in La-la-land.

Lives in the same world, but a different universe.

Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.

Long on dry wall, short on studs.

Looking for a nickel in the corner of a circular room.

Looks for the "Any" key.

Loose chip on the microprocessor board.

Loose wire to his headset/ringer.

Low on thinking gas.

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A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.



One node short of a network.

One of the early failures of electroshock therapy.

One pane short of a window.

One pearl short of a necklace.

One prayer short of absolution.

One press short of a CAPS LOCK key. (Types all uppercase.)

One punch/swing/hit short of a fight.

One sentence short of a paragraph.

One shade short of a rainbow.

One shingle shy of a roof, and the water's getting in.

One ship short of a full fleet.

One side short of a pentagon.

One signature short of a book.

One sleeve/button short of a shirt.

One snowflake short of a ski slope.

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A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.



Operating in stand-by mode.

Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.

Out there where the buses don't run.

Outlet isn't grounded.

Over the rainbow.

Overdue for reincarnation.

Overruns above 110 baud.

Paged/swapped out.

Paralyzed from the neck up.

Parents beat him with an ugly stick.

Parked his head and forgot where he left it.

Pedaling real fast, but not getting anywhere.

People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy.

Perfect chassis, bad driver.

Perfect face for Halloween.


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