elephant jokes 06
What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!
What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?
I don't know!
Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!
What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
Try picking them up!
What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3,000 miles!
What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
A gooseberry is green!
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One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!
What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?
I don't know!
Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!
What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
Try picking them up!
What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3,000 miles!
What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
A gooseberry is green!
elephant jokes 09
How do you hire an elephant?
Stand it on four bricks!
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
Get a tame one and annoy it!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants!
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Raining elephants!
How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike?
Neither can play basketball!
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away it's credit cards!
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
Out of the way!
How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a fork lift truck!
What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
On television!
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Stand it on four bricks!
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
Get a tame one and annoy it!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants!
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Raining elephants!
How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike?
Neither can play basketball!
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away it's credit cards!
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
Out of the way!
How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a fork lift truck!
What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
On television!
mouse joke list 02
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
Cross mouse cards!
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir!
What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework!
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster!
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs!
What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
A thin mouse!
Is there a mouse in the house?
No, but there's a moose on the loose!
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Cross mouse cards!
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir!
What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework!
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster!
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs!
What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
A thin mouse!
Is there a mouse in the house?
No, but there's a moose on the loose!
bee joke list 05
Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!
Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs!
Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane!
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A: Because they kept droning on and on!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!
Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs!
Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane!
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