animal jokes for kids jokes

What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?
An elephant on a trampoline!

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!

What's grey and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!

What's grey and highly dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun!

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?
The Loch Ness Elephant!

What's big and grey and has 16 wheels?
An elephant on roller skates!

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
An elephant in a lift!

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!

What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?
I don't know!

Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
Try picking them up!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3,000 miles!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
A gooseberry is green!

How do you hire an elephant?
Stand it on four bricks!

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
Get a tame one and annoy it!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken!

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Raining elephants!

How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike?
Neither can play basketball!

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away it's credit cards!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
Out of the way!

How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a fork lift truck!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
On television!

Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?
Because he'd rather go to the movies!

What's blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole!

What's grey and lights up?
An electric elephant!

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
An umbrellaphant!

What do you do with a green elephant?
Wait till it ripens!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!"

What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back!

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?
Dumbo!