elephant jokes 03
What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?
An elephant on a trampoline!
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!
What's grey and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!
What's grey and highly dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun!
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?
The Loch Ness Elephant!
What's big and grey and has 16 wheels?
An elephant on roller skates!
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
An elephant in a lift!
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
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An elephant on a trampoline!
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
An elephant with hiccups!
What's grey and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!
What's grey and highly dangerous?
An elephant with a machine gun!
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?
The Loch Ness Elephant!
What's big and grey and has 16 wheels?
An elephant on roller skates!
What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
An elephant in a lift!
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant's shadow!
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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!
What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?
I don't know!
Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!
What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
Try picking them up!
What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3,000 miles!
What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
A gooseberry is green!
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One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!
What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?
I don't know!
Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!
What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
One rarely bites and the other barely writes!
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
Try picking them up!
What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3,000 miles!
What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
A gooseberry is green!
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How do you hire an elephant?
Stand it on four bricks!
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
Get a tame one and annoy it!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants!
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Raining elephants!
How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike?
Neither can play basketball!
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away it's credit cards!
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
Out of the way!
How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a fork lift truck!
What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
On television!
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Stand it on four bricks!
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
Get a tame one and annoy it!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants!
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Raining elephants!
How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike?
Neither can play basketball!
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away it's credit cards!
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
Out of the way!
How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a fork lift truck!
What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
On television!
elephant jokes 10
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs!
What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"
How do you spell elephant?
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t
"That's not how the dictionary spells it"
"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"
Teacher: "Name six wild animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!
Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."?
Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.." Why do elephants do well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter!
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Because of all the cheetahs!
What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"
How do you spell elephant?
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t
"That's not how the dictionary spells it"
"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"
Teacher: "Name six wild animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!
Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."?
Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.." Why do elephants do well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter!
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