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grand theft auto
 
 
A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."
executive rimmin'
 
 
Why did George W. Bush cross the road?

To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.

don't play with your food
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a zombie baby and vegetables?

A: I don't eat my vegetables

what do you call an elephant...
 
 
Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings?

A: Stuck


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