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house of sand and dust
 
 
Yo house so dusty, even your vacuum cleaner gets allergies.
rabbi and duck
 
 
A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head.

"What's the deal?" the bartender asks.

The duck says, "It's opposite day."
baby boomers
 
 
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?

A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.

a perfect circle
 
 
Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles?

A: A Protractor


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