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blondes ain't takin' no shorts
 
 
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So the guys telling 'em can understand 'em!

capon fear
 
 
Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?

Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combination therapy of Luvox and Paxil.

jumper
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby?

A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

that's cheesy
 
 
Q: Why did the mouse go to the party?

A: He heard they were playing Parcheesi!


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