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more zombie baby jokes
 
 
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.

How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.

What's more fun then a barrel of monkeys? A barrel of zombie babies.

What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.

What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.

hot doggin'
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!

yet another knock knock joke
 
 
Knock knock

You dumb ass, I'm the one standing outside

Who's there?

Ah, forget it.

lego my legolas
 
 
Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse?

A: Elf-elf-a


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