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what is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
 
 
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?

Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

a snail owned a car...
 
 
A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".
fish brains
 
 
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: Dam

clear nuts
 
 
A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing a pair of shorts made from Saran wrap. So the psychologist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

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