what is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
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Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
clear nuts
A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing a pair of shorts made from Saran wrap.
So the psychologist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
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mailmen get it regular
A husband comes home early from work and catches his wife in bed with the mailman. Before they detect him, he sneaks back into the hall, finds the mail bag, steams open the letters, inserts coupons from his rug-cleaning business, and seals them tight.
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"Ha ha ha," he snickers, "that lazy mailman who is shirking his duties works for me now!"
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