the chicken was never this clever
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
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A: To get to the Shell station
the corporate ladder
A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son swaggers in. When he tells his father of his promotion and raise, the bartender calls for everyone's attention and announces that all drinks are on the house. When the blonde heard this, she ran outside and brought back a ladder.
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knock, knock... arthur
Knock knock
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Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any better jokes on this site?
i like long walks on the beach
Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet today isn't it?"
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