culture shock
Two cups of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here." One cup of yogurt says, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
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paying the bills
President Bush looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him.
"What is it?" sighs the president.
"It's this abortion bill. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.
"Go ahead and pay it," says the president.
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coincidentally
Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in?
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A: Is this a joke?
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