Anti Joke jokes

A radical Muslim cleric walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?"

The cleric responds, "A gruesome puddle of your filthy infidel blood!"

Yo mama so dumb, she artificially inseminated you just to tell 'yo mama' jokes to her grandchildren.

Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "Ten," says the doctor. "Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately. "Nine. . ."