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two eggs
 
 
Two eggs are in a frying pan and one says "Man it's hot in here." The other one says "Holy sh*t a talking egg!"
talking in numbers
 
 
Q: Why is six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven ate nine.

shrooming
 
 
A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, but the barkeep said, "Sorry, but we dont serve mushrooms." The mushroom replies, "Why, I'm a fun guy"
a joke of genius
 
 
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.


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