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salesman/farmhouse v. 6.0
 
 
A salesman's car breaks down in the pouring rain outside a farmhouse.

The salesman bangs on the farmhouse door.
The next morning, the farmer's daughter wakes up to find her father in bed with the salesman. She shoots them both and takes off in the salesman's car.

She assumes the salesman's identity and meets all of his quotas.

yo mama's mama...
 
 
Yo mama's mama is such a fat, hairy, dumb, stank, drunk, blonde, knock knock ho, all jokes at jokes.com are about her.
chips and dip
 
 
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?

A: A blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Doritos.

tivo
 
 
Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the TV, I missed two episodes.

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