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A ghost joke
How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!
A ghost joke
What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier!
A cannibal joke
What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
''Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
A cannibal joke
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
A ghost joke
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
A cannibal joke
What is a cannibal's favourite food?
Baked beings!
!
A cannibal joke
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!
A ghost joke
What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier!
A cannibal joke
What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
''Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
A cannibal joke
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
A ghost joke
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
A cannibal joke
What is a cannibal's favourite food?
Baked beings!
!
A cannibal joke
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
A: Frightday!
Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams!
Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?
A: Send your name, address and blood group!
Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: Bonehead!
Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?
A: Fang mail!
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
A: He became bone dry!
A: Frightday!
Q: Where do Chinese vampires come from?
A: Fanghai!
Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams!
Q: How do you join the Dracula fan club?
A: Send your name, address and blood group!
Q: What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A: Bonehead!
Q: What does the postman deliver to vampires?
A: Fang mail!
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
A: He became bone dry!
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