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A Halloween joke
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat are her!

A ghost joke
How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!

A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
A hotpot!

A ghost joke
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!

A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!

A ghost joke
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!

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A ghost joke
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!

A ghost joke
Who writes ghosts joke
s?
Crypt writers!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer!

A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The vaults!

A ghost joke
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!

A vampire joke
Where did vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!

A vampire joke
Why are vampiress crazy?
Because they are often bats!

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A witch joke
What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!

A witch joke
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!

A witch joke
How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Out of flying saucers!

A witch joke
What do you call a witches motor bike?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!

A witch joke
How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation!

A witch joke
What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!

A witch joke
What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?
The manager told her to cut the cackle!

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A witch joke
What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!

A witch joke
What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield!

A witch joke
What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?
One composes and the other decomposes!

A witch joke
Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her!

A witch joke
What usually runs in witches' families?
Noses!


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