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A skeleton joke
How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!
A vampire joke
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash!
A vampire joke
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs!
A vampire joke
What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts get an education?
High sghoul!
A ghost joke
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
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How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!
A vampire joke
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash!
A vampire joke
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs!
A vampire joke
What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts get an education?
High sghoul!
A ghost joke
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
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A wizard joke
What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
He wakes up!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over?
Bruce!
A witch joke
Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
To keep their heads warm!
A wizard joke
What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
Hello gore-juice!
A wizard joke
What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard?
To the other side!
A wizard joke
What do wizards stop for on the motorway?
Witchhikers!
A wizard joke
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
Tyrannosaurus hex!
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What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
He wakes up!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over?
Bruce!
A witch joke
Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
To keep their heads warm!
A wizard joke
What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
Hello gore-juice!
A wizard joke
What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard?
To the other side!
A wizard joke
What do wizards stop for on the motorway?
Witchhikers!
A wizard joke
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
Tyrannosaurus hex!
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A Halloween joke
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat are her!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
A hotpot!
A ghost joke
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!
A ghost joke
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!
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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat are her!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!
A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
A hotpot!
A ghost joke
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!
A ghost joke
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!
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A ghost joke
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!
A ghost joke
Who writes ghosts joke
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Crypt writers!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The vaults!
A ghost joke
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!
A vampire joke
Where did vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!
A vampire joke
Why are vampiress crazy?
Because they are often bats!
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What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!
A ghost joke
Who writes ghosts joke
s?
Crypt writers!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The vaults!
A ghost joke
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!
A vampire joke
Where did vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!
A vampire joke
Why are vampiress crazy?
Because they are often bats!
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