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A wizard joke
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!

A wizard joke
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!

A wizard joke
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!

A wizard joke
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again!

A witch joke
Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
That's the time to go to sweep!

A wizard joke
What happened when the wizard met the witch?
It was love at first fright!

A witch joke
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When your a mouse!

A wizard joke
How do you keep a wizard in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow...!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire have fang decay?
He was always eating fangcy cakes!

A ghost joke
Where do Australian ghosts go on holiday?
Lake Eerie!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was in his blood!

A ghost joke
What is a ghost's favourite desert?
Knickerbocker ghouly!

A vampire joke
What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
A neck-tarine!

A cannibal joke
Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
Because he's always coming back!

A vampire joke
What is the American national day for vampires?
Fangsgiving day!

A witch joke
Why is a witch like a candle?
They are both wicked!

A witch joke
Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
She kept having Disney spells!

A witch joke
What did the witch write in her Christmas card?
Best vicious of the season!

A witch joke
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
She had never learnt to spell properly!

A witch joke
What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!

A witch joke
How do you get milk from a witches cat?
Steal her saucer!

A witch joke
Why do black cats never shave?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

A witch joke
Why won't a witch wear a flat caps?
Because there is no point in it!

A witch joke
What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!

A witch joke
What happens to witches when it rains?
They get wet!

A witch joke
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!

A witch joke
What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?
A sandwitch!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A witchhiker!

A witch joke
What's a witches favorite flower?
A triffid!