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A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!
A witch joke
What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!
A witch joke
What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!
A witch joke
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!
A witch joke
What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!
A witch joke
What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!
A witch joke
What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!
A witch joke
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!
A witch joke
What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!
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A ghost joke
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely!
A vampire joke
What do vampires think of blood transfusions?
Newfangled rubbish!
A ghost joke
What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Don't spook until your spooken to!
A ghost joke
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Ghoulash!
A cannibal joke
What happened if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water!
A cannibal joke
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them runs!
A ghost joke
What do ghouls do when they're in hospital?
They talk about their apparitions!
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely!
A vampire joke
What do vampires think of blood transfusions?
Newfangled rubbish!
A ghost joke
What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Don't spook until your spooken to!
A ghost joke
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Ghoulash!
A cannibal joke
What happened if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water!
A cannibal joke
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them runs!
A ghost joke
What do ghouls do when they're in hospital?
They talk about their apparitions!
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A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!
A werewolf joke
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their drinks?
Ice ghoul!
A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite pop group?
Boney M!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake!
A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!
A werewolf joke
I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww!
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!
A werewolf joke
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their drinks?
Ice ghoul!
A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite pop group?
Boney M!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake!
A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!
A werewolf joke
I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww!
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A witch joke
Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
They'll sweep them off their feet!
A witch joke
What sound does a witch make when she cries?
"Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo"!
A witch joke
Why do some witches eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook!
A witch joke
Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
It all depends on how fast you run!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?
An orphan!
A witch joke
Where is the witches temple?
On each side of her head!
A witch joke
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!
Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
They'll sweep them off their feet!
A witch joke
What sound does a witch make when she cries?
"Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo"!
A witch joke
Why do some witches eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook!
A witch joke
Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
It all depends on how fast you run!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?
An orphan!
A witch joke
Where is the witches temple?
On each side of her head!
A witch joke
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!
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