scary jokes jokes

A witch joke
Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
They'll sweep them off their feet!

A witch joke
What sound does a witch make when she cries?
"Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo"!

A witch joke
Why do some witches eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook!

A witch joke
Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
It all depends on how fast you run!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?
An orphan!

A witch joke
Where is the witches temple?
On each side of her head!

A witch joke
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!

A vampire joke
What happened at the vampires race?
It finished neck and neck!

A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite drink?
A bloody mary!

A ghost joke
Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost?
It had a nervous breakdown!

A vampire joke
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
"Auld Fang Syne"!

A ghost joke
How do ghosts learn songs?
They read the sheet music!

A vampire joke
Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
He had fang decay!

A witch joke
What's the best way of seeing a witch?
On the television!

A witch joke
How is the witches team doing?
They're having a spell in the first division!

A werewolf joke
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!

A vampire joke
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
"Have a nice bite"!

A ghost joke
Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!

A cannibal joke
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!

A cannibal joke
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!

A cannibal joke
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian!

A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!

A ghost joke
When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard?
When they're not dead!

A ghost joke
How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul!

A ghost joke
What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A terror-dactyl!

A ghost joke
How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?
By his grave manner!

A demon joke
What is a devils picket line called?
A demonstration!