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A witch joke
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it's quicker than walking!

A witch joke
What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!

A witch joke
What do little witches do after school?
Their gnomework!

A witch joke
What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Broom, broom, broom!

A witch joke
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!

A witch joke
Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle!

A witch joke
Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
She wanted to know her horror-scope!

A ghost joke
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!

A ghost joke
Who writes ghosts joke
s?
Crypt writers!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer!

A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The vaults!

A ghost joke
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!

A vampire joke
Where did vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!

A vampire joke
Why are vampiress crazy?
Because they are often bats!

A witch joke
What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A witch in a traffic jam!

A witch joke
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!

A witch joke
What happened when the baby witch was born?
It was so ugly its parents ran away from home!

A witch joke
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
A witch with a blindfold!

A witch joke
What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
Hag-time!

A witch joke
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
She calls the flying squad!

A witch joke
Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
Because her grey ones were at the cleaners!

A witch joke
What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!

A witch joke
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!

A witch joke
How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Out of flying saucers!

A witch joke
What do you call a witches motor bike?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!

A witch joke
How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation!

A witch joke
What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!

A witch joke
What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?
The manager told her to cut the cackle!