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A wizard joke
What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
He wakes up!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over?
Bruce!
A witch joke
Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
To keep their heads warm!
A wizard joke
What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
Hello gore-juice!
A wizard joke
What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard?
To the other side!
A wizard joke
What do wizards stop for on the motorway?
Witchhikers!
A wizard joke
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
Tyrannosaurus hex!
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What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
He wakes up!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over?
Bruce!
A witch joke
Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
To keep their heads warm!
A wizard joke
What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
Hello gore-juice!
A wizard joke
What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard?
To the other side!
A wizard joke
What do wizards stop for on the motorway?
Witchhikers!
A wizard joke
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
Tyrannosaurus hex!
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A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
''Nice to meat you''!
A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal fined$50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching!
A ghost joke
What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music!
A demon joke
What do demons have for breakfast?
Devilled eggs!
A Halloween joke
Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
He was in high spirits!
A skeleton joke
What is a skeletons favourite drink?
Milk - it's so good for the bones!
A werewolf joke
Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail?
It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you!
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What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
''Nice to meat you''!
A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal fined$50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching!
A ghost joke
What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music!
A demon joke
What do demons have for breakfast?
Devilled eggs!
A Halloween joke
Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
He was in high spirits!
A skeleton joke
What is a skeletons favourite drink?
Milk - it's so good for the bones!
A werewolf joke
Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail?
It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you!
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A skeleton joke
How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!
A vampire joke
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash!
A vampire joke
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs!
A vampire joke
What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts get an education?
High sghoul!
A ghost joke
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
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How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!
A vampire joke
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash!
A vampire joke
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs!
A vampire joke
What do vampire footballers have at half times?
Blood oranges!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts get an education?
High sghoul!
A ghost joke
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
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A wizard joke
What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?
He ate himself!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?
Dwayne!
A witch joke
Why do witches have stiff joints?
They get broomatism!
A wizard joke
What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
He kept shooting his mouth off!
A witch joke
What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A witch stuck in a lift!
A witch joke
Why didn't the witch sing at the concert?
Because she had a frog in her throat!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A cold spell!
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What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?
He ate himself!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?
Dwayne!
A witch joke
Why do witches have stiff joints?
They get broomatism!
A wizard joke
What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
He kept shooting his mouth off!
A witch joke
What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day?
A witch stuck in a lift!
A witch joke
Why didn't the witch sing at the concert?
Because she had a frog in her throat!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A cold spell!
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