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A ghost joke
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire bath in?
A bat tub!
A werewolf joke
Why did the boy take a pain killer after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him eerie ache!
A vampire joke
What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fangcy that!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
A where-wolf!
A vampire joke
What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite?
Veinilla!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A weir-wolf!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire bath in?
A bat tub!
A werewolf joke
Why did the boy take a pain killer after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him eerie ache!
A vampire joke
What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fangcy that!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
A where-wolf!
A vampire joke
What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite?
Veinilla!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A weir-wolf!
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A witch joke
How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?
Tyred!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?
They file them!
A ghost joke
Where do undertakers go in October?
The hearse of the year show!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The fangdango!
A Halloween joke
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks!
A witch joke
How do witches lose weight?
They join weight witches!
How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?
Tyred!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?
They file them!
A ghost joke
Where do undertakers go in October?
The hearse of the year show!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The fangdango!
A Halloween joke
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks!
A witch joke
How do witches lose weight?
They join weight witches!
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A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!
A skeleton joke
What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!
A vampire joke
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!
A skeleton joke
What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!
A vampire joke
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster!
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A witch joke
What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!
A witch joke
Why is "S" the witches favourite letter?
Because he turns cream into scream!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person!
A witch joke
What is a witches favorite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!
A witch joke
What's a witches favorite film?
My Fear Lady!
What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!
A witch joke
Why is "S" the witches favourite letter?
Because he turns cream into scream!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person!
A witch joke
What is a witches favorite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!
A witch joke
What's a witches favorite film?
My Fear Lady!
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