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A ghost joke
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely!

A vampire joke
What do vampires think of blood transfusions?
Newfangled rubbish!

A ghost joke
What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Don't spook until your spooken to!

A ghost joke
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Ghoulash!

A cannibal joke
What happened if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water!

A cannibal joke
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them runs!

A ghost joke
What do ghouls do when they're in hospital?
They talk about their apparitions!

A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!

A witch joke
What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!

A witch joke
What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!

A witch joke
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!

A witch joke
What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!

A werewolf joke
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!

A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their drinks?
Ice ghoul!

A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite pop group?
Boney M!

A vampire joke
Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake!

A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!

A werewolf joke
I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww!

A vampire joke
What do romantic vampires do?
Neck!

A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
Marrow!

A skeleton joke
What did the old skeleton complain of?
Aching bones!

A vampire joke
What did Dracula say to his new apprentice?
We could do with some new blood around here!

A skeleton joke
What is a skeleton?
Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when"!

A vampire joke
How does a vampire clean his house?
With a victim cleaner!

A vampire joke
What does a vampire say when you tell him a ghoul joke
?
Ghoul blimey!