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A vampire joke
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton doctor?
Bones!

A vampire joke
What is a vampire's favourite film character?
Batman!

A vampire joke
What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A new fangled device!

A vampire joke
Why do people hate being bitten by vampires?
Because it's a drain in the neck!

A skeleton joke
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
Because they only run a skeleton service!

A vampire joke
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In blood banks!

A witch joke
What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
One make spells and the other spell makes!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off!

A witch joke
Why do witches go to the docks?
To see the bats being launched!

A wizard joke
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them!

A witch joke
What is an octopus?
An eight sided cat!

A wizard joke
Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway!

A witch joke
Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty!

A witch joke
Why did the witch join the football club?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ivy!

A witch joke
Why was the witch late for the party?
She'd lost her witch-watch!

A witch joke
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen!

A witch joke
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
Don't bite any witches!

A witch joke
What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
Pot luck!

A skeleton joke
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!

A werewolf joke
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn't reach any higher!

A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!

A witch joke
What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!

A witch joke
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!

A skeleton joke
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!

A skeleton joke
Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him!