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A vampire joke
What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
Fangs very much!

A vampire joke
What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?
He asked to make a withdrawal!

A skeleton joke
What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it!

A werewolf joke
What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite!

A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in!

A skeleton joke
What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
Bone china!

A skeleton joke
Which skeleton wears a kilt?
Boney Prince Charlie!

A vampire joke
What happened to the mad vampire?
He went a little batty!

A demon joke
What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
Exorcise a lot!

A ghost joke
What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?
Tombstones!

A demon joke
Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

A vampire joke
Where do vampires go on holiday?
The Isle of Fright!

A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite soup?
Sharks' fang soup!

A vampire joke
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?
Ghouldilocks!

A vampire joke
What do romantic vampires do?
Neck!

A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
Marrow!

A skeleton joke
What did the old skeleton complain of?
Aching bones!

A vampire joke
What did Dracula say to his new apprentice?
We could do with some new blood around here!

A skeleton joke
What is a skeleton?
Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when"!

A vampire joke
How does a vampire clean his house?
With a victim cleaner!

A vampire joke
What does a vampire say when you tell him a ghoul joke
?
Ghoul blimey!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!

A witch joke
What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!

A witch joke
When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it's a baby witch!

A witch joke
Who's the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!

A witch joke
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

A witch joke
What do witches ring for in a hotel?
B-room service!

A witch joke
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!