scary jokes jokes

A Halloween joke
What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

A vampire joke
What's Dracula's car called?
A mobile blood unit!

A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A wear-wolf!

A witch joke
Why did the witch go over the mountain?
Because she couldn't go under it!

A skeleton joke
Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
Because his heart wasn't in it!

A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

A wizard joke
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!

A Halloween joke
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
Because they're crab apples!

A vampire joke
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound!

A ghost joke
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!

A demon joke
What do you call a demon who slurps his food?
A goblin!

A ghost joke
What do you have to take to become a coroner?
A stiff exam!

A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs!

A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
''I couldn't eat another mortal!''

A witch joke
What's the best way of talking to a warty witch?
By telephone!

A werewolf joke
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
All the others used him as a coat rack!

A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!

A vampire joke
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz!

A demon joke
What did the demon do when he bought a new house?
He called it "Gnome Sweet Gnome"!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!

A witch joke
What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!

A witch joke
When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it's a baby witch!

A witch joke
Who's the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!

A witch joke
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

A witch joke
What do witches ring for in a hotel?
B-room service!

A witch joke
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!