scary jokes jokes

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!

A vampire joke
What happened to the vampire who swallowed sheep?
He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

A ghost joke
Who is the most important member of the ghost's football team?
The ghoulie!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?
It came back with a skeleton crew!

A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their eggs cooked?
Terrifried!

A vampire joke
Why do vampires do well at school?
Because everytime they are asked a question they come up with a biting reply!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns?
Skint Eastwood!

A ghost joke
What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!

A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!

A vampire joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer!

A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!

A vampire joke
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!

A vampire joke
Why are vampires always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!

A witch joke
What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!

A witch joke
How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch...!

A witch joke
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!

A witch joke
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!

A witch joke
When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!

A witch joke
Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot!

A witch joke
What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure!

A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!

A witch joke
What is a witches favourite magazine?
The witch report!

A witch joke
What did the young witch say to her mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

A witch joke
What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
Don't fly off the handle!

A witch joke
Who turns the lights off at halloween?
The light's witch!

A witch joke
Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
Ever tried broomstick pie?
!

A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A flying sorcerer!