scary jokes jokes

A ghost joke
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!

A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
I don't know but it would slow him down!

A witch joke
How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She didn't take it far enough into the woods!

A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
''Stop playing with your food''!

A witch joke
What do witches race on?
Vroomsticks!

A Halloween joke
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel!

A witch joke
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north!

A witch joke
Why do witches scratch themselves all the time?
Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches!

A vampire joke
Do you know that Dracula wants to be a comedian?
He's still looking for a crypt writer though!

A werewolf joke
What do you call an extinct hairy beast?
A were-wolf!

A ghost joke
Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea!

A werewolf joke
What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep?
You have to get a new sheep!

A vampire joke
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!

A werewolf joke
What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass?
A werewolf with hiccups!

A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite sport?
Batminton!

A werewolf joke
What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much?
A whino!

A witch joke
Where did the witch get her furniture?
From the ideal gnome exhibition!

A skeleton joke
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!

A cannibal joke
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom!

A ghost joke
How can you tell if a corpse is angry?
It flips its lid!

A demon joke
What do demons have on holiday?
A devil of a time!

A werewolf joke
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and whenwolves!

A skeleton joke
What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
Jump out of your skin and join him!

A vampire joke
If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
Join his fang club!

A skeleton joke
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!

A vampire joke
What's Dracula's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato!

A ghost joke
Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings!

A cannibal joke
How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
''Voodoo like to dance with me!