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A ghost joke
What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!
A vampire joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!
A vampire joke
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!
A vampire joke
Why are vampires always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!
A skeleton joke
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!
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What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!
A vampire joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!
A vampire joke
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!
A vampire joke
Why are vampires always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!
A skeleton joke
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!
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A witch joke
What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!
A witch joke
What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!
A witch joke
When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it's a baby witch!
A witch joke
Who's the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!
A witch joke
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!
A witch joke
What do witches ring for in a hotel?
B-room service!
A witch joke
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!
A witch joke
What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!
A witch joke
When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it's a baby witch!
A witch joke
Who's the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!
A witch joke
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!
A witch joke
What do witches ring for in a hotel?
B-room service!
A witch joke
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
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A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite magazine?
The witch report!
A witch joke
What did the young witch say to her mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
A witch joke
What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
Don't fly off the handle!
A witch joke
Who turns the lights off at halloween?
The light's witch!
A witch joke
Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
Ever tried broomstick pie?
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A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A flying sorcerer!
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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite magazine?
The witch report!
A witch joke
What did the young witch say to her mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
A witch joke
What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
Don't fly off the handle!
A witch joke
Who turns the lights off at halloween?
The light's witch!
A witch joke
Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
Ever tried broomstick pie?
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A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A flying sorcerer!
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A vampire joke
What happened to the mad vampire?
He went a little batty!
A demon joke
What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
Exorcise a lot!
A ghost joke
What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?
Tombstones!
A demon joke
Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
A vampire joke
Where do vampires go on holiday?
The Isle of Fright!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite soup?
Sharks' fang soup!
A vampire joke
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?
Ghouldilocks!
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What happened to the mad vampire?
He went a little batty!
A demon joke
What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
Exorcise a lot!
A ghost joke
What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?
Tombstones!
A demon joke
Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
A vampire joke
Where do vampires go on holiday?
The Isle of Fright!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite soup?
Sharks' fang soup!
A vampire joke
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?
Ghouldilocks!
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