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A witch joke
Why did the witch join the football club?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
Ivy!

A witch joke
Why was the witch late for the party?
She'd lost her witch-watch!

A witch joke
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen!

A witch joke
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
Don't bite any witches!

A witch joke
What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly?
Pot luck!

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A witch joke
How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?
Tyred!

A cannibal joke
What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?
They file them!

A ghost joke
Where do undertakers go in October?
The hearse of the year show!

A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The fangdango!

A Halloween joke
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks!

A witch joke
How do witches lose weight?
They join weight witches!

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A witch joke
What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?
It was called-Ron!

A vampire joke
When do vampires bite you?
On wincedays!

A witch joke
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy!

A Halloween joke
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an unmade bed!

" A cannibal joke
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

A ghost joke
Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centres!

A witch joke
What is a witches favourite book?
Broom at the top!

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A Halloween joke
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
Because they're crab apples!

A vampire joke
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound!

A ghost joke
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!

A demon joke
What do you call a demon who slurps his food?
A goblin!

A ghost joke
What do you have to take to become a coroner?
A stiff exam!

A cannibal joke
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs!

A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
''I couldn't eat another mortal!''


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