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A witch joke
What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!

A witch joke
How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch...!

A witch joke
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!

A witch joke
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!

A witch joke
When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!

A witch joke
Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot!

A witch joke
What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure!

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A witch joke
What's the best way of talking to a warty witch?
By telephone!

A werewolf joke
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
All the others used him as a coat rack!

A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!

A vampire joke
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz!

A demon joke
What did the demon do when he bought a new house?
He called it "Gnome Sweet Gnome"!

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A vampire joke
What does a vampire say to the mirror?
Terror, terror on the wall...!

A skeleton joke
How do skeletons call their friends?
On the telebone!

A skeleton joke
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!

A werewolf joke
Mummy, mummy what's a werewolf?
Be quiet and brush your face!

A werewolf joke
What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home?
A comb!

A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph?
A witch on a high speed train!

A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?
A trom-bone!

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A vampire joke
What happened to the mad vampire?
He went a little batty!

A demon joke
What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
Exorcise a lot!

A ghost joke
What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?
Tombstones!

A demon joke
Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

A vampire joke
Where do vampires go on holiday?
The Isle of Fright!

A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite soup?
Sharks' fang soup!

A vampire joke
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?
Ghouldilocks!


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