scary jokes jokes

A werewolf joke
Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
Because they were always snapping!

A skeleton joke
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind just goes straight through them!

A vampire joke
What do vampires play poker for?
High stakes!

A Halloween joke
Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you an unmade bed?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an undercover agent!

" A ghost joke
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest!

A demon joke
What is the demons' favourite TV sitcom?
Fiends!

A cannibal joke
What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
An aunt-eater!

A ghost joke
How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!

A ghost joke
What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier!

A cannibal joke
What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
''Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!

A cannibal joke
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!

A ghost joke
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!

A cannibal joke
What is a cannibal's favourite food?
Baked beings!

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A cannibal joke
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!