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A witch joke
What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A witch in a traffic jam!

A witch joke
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!

A witch joke
What happened when the baby witch was born?
It was so ugly its parents ran away from home!

A witch joke
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
A witch with a blindfold!

A witch joke
What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
Hag-time!

A witch joke
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
She calls the flying squad!

A witch joke
Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
Because her grey ones were at the cleaners!

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A ghost joke
How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!

A ghost joke
What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier!

A cannibal joke
What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
''Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!

A cannibal joke
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!

A ghost joke
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!

A cannibal joke
What is a cannibal's favourite food?
Baked beings!

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A cannibal joke
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!

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