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A vampire joke
What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist?
Fangs very much!

A vampire joke
What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?
He asked to make a withdrawal!

A skeleton joke
What sort of soup do skeletons like?
One with plenty of body in it!

A werewolf joke
What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite!

A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in!

A skeleton joke
What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
Bone china!

A skeleton joke
Which skeleton wears a kilt?
Boney Prince Charlie!

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A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

A cannibal joke
What do you call a massive witch doctor?
Mumbo jumbo!

A vampire joke
Why did the vampire give up acting?
He couldn't get his teeth into the part!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!

A werewolf joke
Why are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?
Because they always give snappy answers!

A witch joke
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
By her suntan!

A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!

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A vampire joke
Why did the vampire go to hospital?
He wanted his ghoulstones removed!

A ghost joke
Where do ghosts live?
In a terrortory!

A ghost joke
What is a ghost proof cycle?
One with no spooks in it!

A ghost joke
What do you call a ghost who stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton who was swallowed by a big fish?
He had a whale of a time!

A ghost joke
What do young ghouls write their homework in?
Exorcise books!

A ghost joke
What happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over!

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A witch joke
What is old, ugly and blue?
A witch holding it's breath!

A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
Very worried dogs!

A witch joke
What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the halls with poison ivy...."!

A witch joke
What do witches eat for breakfast?
Rice krispies. Because they snap at them!

A witch joke
What do little witches like to play at school?
Bat's cradle!

A witch joke
What do witches eat for dinner?
Real toad in the hole!

A witch joke
Why did the witch have pedestrian eyes?
They looked both ways before they crossed!


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