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A witch joke
What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?
It was called-Ron!
A vampire joke
When do vampires bite you?
On wincedays!
A witch joke
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy!
A Halloween joke
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an unmade bed!
" A cannibal joke
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A ghost joke
Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centres!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite book?
Broom at the top!
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What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?
It was called-Ron!
A vampire joke
When do vampires bite you?
On wincedays!
A witch joke
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy!
A Halloween joke
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an unmade bed!
" A cannibal joke
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A ghost joke
Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centres!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite book?
Broom at the top!
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A werewolf joke
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!
A skeleton joke
What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!
A vampire joke
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster!
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What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge?
The paw prints in the butter!
A skeleton joke
What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!
A vampire joke
Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross!
A vampire joke
Why was the young vampire a failure?
He fainted at the sight of blood!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone?
A fangster!
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A witch joke
What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!
A witch joke
Why is "S" the witches favourite letter?
Because he turns cream into scream!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person!
A witch joke
What is a witches favorite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!
A witch joke
What's a witches favorite film?
My Fear Lady!
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What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!
A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!
A witch joke
Why is "S" the witches favourite letter?
Because he turns cream into scream!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person!
A witch joke
What is a witches favorite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!
A witch joke
What's a witches favorite film?
My Fear Lady!
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A witch joke
What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!
A witch joke
How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch...!
A witch joke
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!
A witch joke
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!
A witch joke
When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!
A witch joke
Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot!
A witch joke
What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure!
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What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!
A witch joke
How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch...!
A witch joke
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!
A witch joke
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!
A witch joke
When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!
A witch joke
Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot!
A witch joke
What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure!
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