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hot doggin'
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!

more zombie baby jokes
 
 
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.

How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.

What's more fun then a barrel of monkeys? A barrel of zombie babies.

What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.

What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.

yet another knock knock joke
 
 
Knock knock

You dumb ass, I'm the one standing outside

Who's there?

Ah, forget it.

lego my legolas
 
 
Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse?

A: Elf-elf-a


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