man walks into a lawyer's office...
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.
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“Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer.
“Isn't that awfully steep?” asked the man.
“Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?”
goose & lawyer
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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A: Stick his bill up his ass.
lawyers 'n' shingles
Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
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A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
lawyers and lightbulbs
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One but it has to have a good case.
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A: One but it has to have a good case.
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