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roosters vs. lawyers
 
 
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster clucks defiance.

burried 10 feet under
 
 
Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground?

Because deep down, they're really not that bad!

what do you call satan and a lawyer?
 
 
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Twins!
take a lawyer to the beach!
 
 
Q: What do you have when a lawyer's buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

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