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man walks into a lawyer's office...
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates.

“Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer.

“Isn't that awfully steep?” asked the man.

“Yes,” the lawyer replied, “and what was your third question?”

lawyers 'n' shingles
Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?

A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

law school for nuns
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?

A sister-in-law.

lawyers vs. vampires
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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