lawyer and sperm
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
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Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
deathbed lawyer
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!
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He was looking for loopholes!
legalese
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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lawyers in lust
Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by.
"Boy, I'd like to screw her," says one lawyer.
"I agree," says the other.
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"Boy, I'd like to screw her," says one lawyer.
"I agree," says the other.
"But out of what?"
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