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lawyers love sushi!
Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

It's called, Sosumi.

guess who?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.

"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer."

lawyers' word processor
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

sharks and lawyers
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

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