roosters vs. lawyers
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
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The rooster clucks defiance.
justice prevailed
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.
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Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: "Justice prevailed."
The senior partner replied in haste, "Appeal immediately."
lightbulb
Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
burried 10 feet under
Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground?
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Because deep down, they're really not that bad!
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