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lawyers on the beach
 
 
How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?

Cats keep covering them over with sand.

catfish and lawyers
 
 
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.
lawyers and lightbulbs
 
 
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One but it has to have a good case.
de-evolution
 
 
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.

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