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the honest lawyer
 
 
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
When his lips are shut.
law school for nuns
 
 
What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?

A sister-in-law.

legal birth control
 
 

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

catfish and lawyers
 
 
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.

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