lawyers aren't the only ones to object
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
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A: Their personalities.
the lawyer who was too big to bury
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?
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They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
third opinion
Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, 'I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'
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Doctor Fitzpatrick says, 'I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'
Doctor Ahn says, 'I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.'
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