lawyers' lucky break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.
lion, tiger, lawyer, elevator
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.
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A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.
trampoline vs. lawyer
What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
the first profession
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional.
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The doctor said, "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman?"
"No," said the rabbi. 'It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world."
"Wait," said the engineer, "The world was created in six days from nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to create the whole world into an orgnanized, civilized place from utter chaos?"
"Yes, but who created the chaos?" asked the lawyer...
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