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get him off me or i'll sue!
 
 
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman pinscher.

harvard, yale, and urinal etiquette
 
 
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?"
The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to piss on our hands."
santa, tooth fairy, drunk, senator
 
 
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

A: The old drunk, of course; the other three don't exist.

deathbed lawyer
 
 
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!

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