don't mess with the judge
There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, “Where do you work?”
The man said, “Here and there.”
The judge asked the man, “What do you do for a living?”
The man said, “This and that.”
The judge then said, “Take him away.”
The man said, “Wait, judge when will I get out?”
The judge said to the man, “Sooner or later.”
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The man said, “Here and there.”
The judge asked the man, “What do you do for a living?”
The man said, “This and that.”
The judge then said, “Take him away.”
The man said, “Wait, judge when will I get out?”
The judge said to the man, “Sooner or later.”
goose & lawyer
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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A: Stick his bill up his ass.
lawyers and lightbulbs
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One but it has to have a good case.
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A: One but it has to have a good case.
what do you call?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats?
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A total waste of space!
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