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lightbulb
 
 
Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

lawyer and vulture
 
 
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Wings.
lawyer in a tree
 
 
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
Cut the rope.
the worst hostage drama in the world
 
 
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.

They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for...

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