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lawyers vs. vampires
 
 
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

lawyer and vulture
 
 
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Wings.
how much should a lawyer weigh?
 
 
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

lawyer in a tree
 
 
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
Cut the rope.

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