de-evolution
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.
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lightbulb
Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
sharing
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train.
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The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from."
The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from."
Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...
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