goose & lawyer
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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A: Stick his bill up his ass.
lightbulb
Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
sharing
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train.
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The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from."
The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from."
Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...
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