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lawyers on the beach
 
 
How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?

Cats keep covering them over with sand.

de-evolution
 
 
At the rate law schools are turning them out, by 2050 there will be more lawyers than humans.
lawyers vs. vampires
 
 
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

legal birth control
 
 

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.


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