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catfish and lawyers
 
 
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.
747 full of lawyers
 
 
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

an honest lawyer
 
 
What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

the honest lawyer
 
 
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
When his lips are shut.

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