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lawyer vs. snake
 
 
A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference between em?

The snake had skid marks in front of him.

the test
 
 
A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.

The engineer went in first and was asked, 'What is 2+2?' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, '4.'

Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, '4.0'

Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, 'What do you want it to be?'
lyin' lawyer laffs
 
 
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?
His lips start moving.
female lawyer vs. pitbull
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

A: Lipstick.


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