santa, tooth fairy, drunk, senator
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
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A: The old drunk, of course; the other three don't exist.
a lawyer and a politician
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
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Chelsea Clinton.
lawyer and sperm
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
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Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
deathbed lawyer
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!
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He was looking for loopholes!
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